Somethin fishy is goin on here

Hey Guys it's Me Daniel. Well....a couple months ago I put up a video of me at the airport discussing being afraid to fly and what not. THEN I stumbled across this video of Ms. @ArikaSato and it's almost identical to my video!!! Watch hers then watch mine and tell me who copied who! I swear I did mine first! Okay...Byee. Arika's Video:
Now Watch Mine:


What do u think?

Do you Remember the time

Do you remember the time I went to the Masquerade ball? The party was raging.. and I of course looked smashing in my skin tight button up. (I made sure not to eat anything starting 88 hours before the party ;) good old trick of the trade.) My initial wadrobe idea had been a black leather skirt with just enough wiggle room to be able to easily lift it up and reveal my goodies to a gentlemen caller if the situation presented itself. However....I went with some black skinny's instead. LOL.



Now then....as always I am extremely surprised and greatful to be invited to such events. Who would of thought silly ole' me going to a party with Stephen at Paris' house!? Crazy!!! So when I go I do my best to maintain a graceful swan-like composure. ALWAYS trying to remember the time and recite things in my head like "don't eat, don't eat" or "Hi I'm Daniel Stabile coming to you live from The UFC Masquerade Party, I promise if you vote for me I will be the best!" And ofcourse always remembering to not to act a mess or look it either.

I-love it. At the party they was tons of new faces and some old ones really wished @pinknony had come to the masquerade party! Would have loved to of had a cocktail and gossiped about her new winter line and our pending adoption of myself making Nony my new mama and my new name @PinkDaniel.

I-love it all the girls I loved was there @stephenhampton @onchmovent @arikasato @tjfantini @gorgeousnicole @ladyP and @samuelJhextall ! It was amazing! I loved it! Oh my god how could I forget my fav of all @dejdia was there too! I love her. So the party went on and on, I had many snacks and made several trips to the restroom making sure to get rid of the evidence before any sign of it started showin up on my hips or thighs.

Such a magical, fun night! Samuel had so much fun! At one point I caught him in the corner with a tranquelizer repeating "Yours Yours Yours!" Over and over and over! He-loved it.

Welp as always.....always remember the time and go vote for me to be your next Ultimate UFC Spike Girl. Okay.....Byyyye.

xoxo
Arika
Gingivitis Girl

A Moment on Your Lips...Forever on your hips

This is the story of a true annorexic girl.

Now you all probably don't know this but I've been battling eating disorders since I was about 6 years old.

I thought the easiest route to take would be to simply starve myself much like my idol Calista Flockhart was too doing at the time. By the age of 9 and a half I discovered a wonderful new concution...my index finger. It did wonders for my curvatious figure. Until I went to my doctor and they told me my assophagus was rotting away. Ugh I picked up my vintage Chanel 76 purse went home and decided to move on to thinner and better things.

The year was 2001 I had finally hit my goal weight of 94 lbs and loving it! Things were great! My meals consisted of weight loss pills TONS of waters and I have to admit I did use my index finger a couple of times to hit this goal. But this great annorexic life would come to a stallin hault when I met the supposed love of my life who crushed my heart :(

Bringing us into the bitters years as I like to call them "The Binging years" 2002-2007 Leading up to this....

My diet went from weight loss pills to any candy bar I could get my sausage fingers on! Oooh I la dum candy bars! Oh lord child! Lobster, ribs, rack o lamb, mcdonalds, anything I err want and need!

I was sinkin fast I had to do something which led me to a very dark and painful time.

Bingin' and purgin' and bingin' and purgin' and then anneroxia reared his ugly face. I did an AWFUL thing...took my ass to mexico and had my stomach illegaly stapled. I did not look well...months had passed I was down to a painful 79lbs and that's when I realized I just knew what I had to do...call Jenny and get back up from 79lbs to a buck o' 5 with a c cup.

Now, 2009 and an alumni of Betty Ford; I have never looked or felt better. As sheree would say "I love it." All you kids goin through what I went thru I feel for you and am here for you. Alright...who am I kiddin? Thin is in!!

xoxo

Swine Flu Girl